Funny Quotes

Here are some funny quotes from Abraham Lincoln. I got them from a friend's blog at
http://doncasterhaikupoet.blog.co.uk/

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

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He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas better than any man I ever met. (referring to a lawyer)

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It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.

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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.

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When I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees.

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